McSweeney's (yes, another note about McSweeney's nationwide gaggle of humor writers) has: reviews of new food!
It's one of those "I clicked on it and started reading and finally figured out what it's about but holy cow it's 20 minutes later where did those 20 minutes go I'll never have them back yikes I need to get some sleep and go to work again" kind of things. But I'm better for it. And you will be too.
Plus you can learn about Burger King's "Chicken Fries" and microwave kettle corn.